This week’s theme is quite subjective so I’ll be surprised if there’ll be any matches. But then again, I’ve matched with weirder themes so I can’t state this with complete confidence. That being said this week’s theme took me a while to pin down because confusion can be approached differently. But movies don’t necessarily confuse me in a good way. Being confused is essentially about having a negative feeling about the movie. So is this week just my excuse to throw hate on some movies? Definitely! So don’t expect anything good from these “recommendations”. It’s basically a huge STAY AWAY post.
Why the fuck does this movie exist? I haven’t even seen it all, just the beginning which was so bad that I still have nightmares. Movie 43 is also filled with stars, A-list actors and actresses, who were like, yes, this looks like A GOOD MOVIE!? No amount of money will justify this. Anyway.. it basically confuses me on multiple levels. The confusion is the amount of stupid decisions that were made to make this… and it just baffles me that it made a profit in the cinema!! Just wow… the people involved with this should be ashamed.
This is the only movie I’ve ever considered leaving the cinema for. I went to the bathroom in the middle and thought about not going back. I shifted in my seat and went closer to the exit like 3/4 through it. It’s the most god awful movie I could think of and I still remember parts of it. Which is confusing in the worst way possible. When will I ever forget this shit show?! And surprise surprise, it also made a profit at the box office.. almost double its 30+ million dollar budget. Absolute trash got to double its budget…. unforgivable.
After seeing this movie I wrote “I hate Snatched more than I hate Fifty Shades of Grey and Fifty Shades Darker combined because at least the latter made me laugh!”. I gave it no rating in my review because Snatched in my opinion didn’t deserve a rating. Haven’t thought about this movie in a long while BUT if I would have it would have caused me mental harm. I still don’t understand, so I guess it still confuses me, how a movie can make an actress like Goldie Hawn seem so unlikable. I guess it’s the power of Amy Schumer that just oozes onto everyone else around her. And again it made a profit!? Based on what.. I have no idea. So as you can see all three movies are awful and yet… people paid a lot of money to see them. Humanity confuses me.
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