10 Bad Romantic Movies That Are Better Than Fifty Shades of Grey

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Since today is Valentine’s Day, and most of you would likely want to spend it with a loved one Netflix and Chilling, I wanted to help out. You see, I bet there are couples out there, who for some reason think that Fifty Shades Grey could be a good choice for theĀ evening but trust me, […]


Fifty Shades Darker (2017)

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“Watch the sequel, you know you want to!! “I don’t think we should continue with this relationship, honestly, I almost didn’t make it out alive the last time!” “No, it will be different this time.” “But last time, I really hated you, like, you made me feel very bad about myself and you were getting […]


Fifty Shades of Grey (2015)

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You can’t spoil this beyond itself with spoilers. The most ironic thing about the Fifty Shades of Grey movie is that while it tries to portray a domination / submissive relationship like it has never been shown before, it will most likely have a far more better porn parody available soon on a computer near […]


Commercial Break #15

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Me and grumpy-Jake bring you some holiday cheer and hope you all enjoy Christmas! Though it is custom to give gifts to each other, I’m giving you a Commercial Break instead. It’s partly because I would have no idea what to get to you guys and partly because I have tendencies to ramble way too […]


The Fall of Paul Spector

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ThisĀ  essay-review contains a great deal of spoilers. This is the face of a man that will soon be in many fantasies as Christian Gray but that is nothing compared to the character of Paul Spector – a fascinating serial killer who will remain a perfect mystery. Spector is a hunter, as it was implied […]


The Fall (Pilot)

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This post is quite spoiler free. The few times I’ve reviewed just the pilot episode of a certain series, I have ended up disliking it and consequentially stopped watching it all together. This will most likely not happen to The Fall as I absolutely loved the pilot episode and will continue to tune in for […]