Since today is Valentine’s Day, and most of you would likely want to spend it with a loved one Netflix and Chilling, I wanted to help out. You see, I bet there are couples out there, who for some reason think that Fifty Shades Grey could be a good choice for the evening but trust me, […]
Fifty Shades Darker (2017)
“Watch the sequel, you know you want to!! “I don’t think we should continue with this relationship, honestly, I almost didn’t make it out alive the last time!” “No, it will be different this time.” “But last time, I really hated you, like, you made me feel very bad about myself and you were getting […]
How To Be Single (2016)
Against my better judgment, I went to see How To Be Single the other week. Eventually I ended up mildly enjoying myself, while expecting to hate it. And though Dakota Johnson still can’t act, and the plot was vaguely familiar from every other romantic comedy out there, How To Be Single was not flat out […]
Fifty Shades of Grey (2015)
You can’t spoil this beyond itself with spoilers. The most ironic thing about the Fifty Shades of Grey movie is that while it tries to portray a domination / submissive relationship like it has never been shown before, it will most likely have a far more better porn parody available soon on a computer near […]