It’s 2018 and I’m starting the year off strong, with posts scheduled until Friday! That’s right, I’m going to blog the shit out of 2018 and there’s going to be a few new resolutions happening as well. So take a look what I have planned for this year!
Even though I felt like crap at the end of last week, tired and stressed out, I still had a pretty successful week. I managed to watch a few movies, got further with Crazy-Ex Girlfriend, and by some miracle, and borrowing greatly from sleep, I finished three books! This week is hopefully going to be no different, except maybe more sleep and less stress.
This week’s post comes to you from a frustrated person because everything seems to be shit. Like, not just my stress levels, which are always higher during this time of the year, but also the amount of crappy news that are circling around Hollywood. Besides, I’m in a desperate need for more free time because I have to prepare for next week’s podcast episode! It’s also stressing me out a bit but in a good way, it’s more jitters than bad nerves, and it’s nice to have something to look forward to every other Tuesday.
Technically, Netflix didn’t get me by the balls because I have none but it felt like the best possible phrasing for this week’s Commercial Break. Why? Well, I imagine it’s like that feeling of somebody holding your boobs for a really long time, at first you’re like “yes, finally some action”! So you let it happen for a few hours but around hour 8 you start to resent this act of your boobs being held and yourself as well but you feel like once it stops, you’ll feel worse. What I’m saying is that I should have renamed the title to “Netflix Got Me By the Boobs”.
Phew, I feel like a huge stone just fell off my chest and I can finally breathe! My epic pretty-much-endless-scroll-collage of a 1000 scenes from a 1000 movies as Mettel Ray’s 1000th post was published, and I feel almost free. But I know that I can feel completely free only if I say the following…