Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)

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Avengers Age of UltronWatch out for spoilers.

Going to see Avengers: Age of Ultron was a world wide event – everybody went, you went, your mom went (probably), your best friend went, your best friend’s friend went to see it twice and yet, I would say it might not have been worth it. Sure, there were great moments here and there but as a whole the second Avengers lacked the upmh (it’s a technical term!) it needed.

Last summer’s big Marvel blockbuster Guardians of the Galaxy is still probably my favorite introduction to specific characters in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. It was fun, it was heartwarming and cool from the beginning to the end. Same could be said about the first Avengers, which instead of introducing characters, introduced a new superhero team that would end up fighting alien-dragons from space and of course, Loki. The second Avengers this time had the obligation to introduce new avengers and though it should have been something amazing, it was weak and all over the place.

The main plot revolves around the ultimate artificial intelligence Ultron designed by Tony Stark that (or is it actually who?) wants world peace by destroying the world. With that holy cause he starts building himself little robots and with the ultimate act of evil, decides to launch a city carrying a deadly device onto the Earth and pretty much blowing it up. The Avengers are there to stop it, which they almost don’t do because Scarlett Witch (Elizabeth Olsen) is a bad ass and almost ruins everything for them before she chooses to be an avenger as well.

Anyway, I’ll spare you the rest of the description because everybody who is remotely interested in the Marvel Cinematic Universe has already seen the movie and probably knows far more than I do. The thing is, I love these movies and yet, I’m not obsessed but it doesn’t take a Marvel-geek to realize that Age of Ultron doesn’t have a big impact as a stand alone movie. Sure, it sets up the next Captain America with the new group of avengers but the way they get there is a little bit anticlimactic. The jokes feel forced, the chemistry seems lacking and don’t even get me started on the romance angle.

Now, I thought long and hard about the whole Black Widow and Hulk pairing and I came to the following conclusion: it would have been alright if it hadn’t been so god damn obvious! How about just writing them a lot of scenes, giving them many chances of longing looks and maybe some arm touching and not have these horrid speeches of let’s give it a chance thrown in everywhere. Even Captain America approved their relationship – why? What about subtle hints, and hidden messages that avid fans could later decipher like crazy and having the relationship build outside the movie? The way it was done now feels very rushed and since we as viewers didn’t have a chance to witness their relationship evolve between the first and the second movie, their pairing comes off fake.

Up until now I’ve only whined and complained about things that bothered me but it’s not all that bad. Aside from the great visuals and well made action sequences, there were couple of stand out scenes as well as characters. Firstly, the joke revolving around Thor’s hammer was probably the best bit in the whole movie. My roommate went to see the premier (which I sadly could not attend) and said that people actually clapped when Vision (Paul Bettany) picked up the hammer nonchalantly to hand it to Thor. Definitely a far more better joke than the whole Captain America being against cursing – seriously, it was so awful how they kept using the same joke over and over again.

With Vision being probably my favorite newcomer to the franchise, Scarlett Witch comes as a close second. Olsen is wonderfully cast as Scarlett and her superpowers are amazing. Though her and her twin brother’s (Aaron Taylor-Johnson) introduction was overshadowed by everything that was happening around them, I hope Civil War will highlight Scarlett a lot more because it’s such a delight to see Olsen on screen.

Finally, I’m going to say something  nice about a story line because it feels like I’ve been butchering the whole Age of Ultron plot left and right. To my ultimate surprise, Hawkeye has a family! Now, at first I was a bit hesitant about the whole ordeal but now as I’ve had time to think about it, I actually like the direction they took with him. He is a person with very good archery skills and very great looking arms so why wouldn’t he have a hot wife tucked away in the woods to make babies with? The tiniest complaint would be the fact that there has been such a strong connection built between Hawkeye and Black Widow in the previous movies that both their story lines came as a surprise.

All in all, Avengers: Age of Ultron had its ups and downs until the end and if I were Joss Whedon, I’d be a little bit embarrassed to be honest. Sure, it wasn’t the worst in the franchise but it sure as hell wasn’t the strongest and with a cast like that, you can’t have anything else but strong! Luckily the addition of Vision and Scarlett Witch, Age of Ultron did serve an ultimate purpose and did its job as a tie-in to Civil War. It’s just disappointing that I found the movie to be a weak link in the MCU which I wouldn’t want to revisit any time soon. Or if I do, just to see Vision pick up that hammer like it was nothing.

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    Brittani
    May 14, 2015 at 10:40 PM

    I’m still so pissed about what happened to Quicksilver. That to me is the biggest mistake the film made. Introduce the Twins than separate them? wat?!

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      mettelray
      May 14, 2015 at 11:30 PM

      Well there are hints somewhere that he might be returning or something but I didn’t want to even get to the whole Quicksilver thing because there are enough disappointments in this review.

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    Slatethesilverscreen
    May 15, 2015 at 12:17 AM

    Really great review. I agree with everything you said! I think my biggest gripe would be the helicarrier just casually turning up at the end but I suppose it wouldnt have worked without it. Death doesnt seem to be a very permanent thing in the MCU eg Loki, Coulson, Fury. Im sure he’ll be back. If you liked Olsen you should check out Martha Marcy May Marlene it is such a good film! I reviewed it here and would love some feedback. https://slatethesilverscreen.wordpress.com/2015/05/06/the-olsen-triplet-martha-marcy-marianne-marion-mandy-megan-michelle-may-marlene/

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      mettelray
      May 15, 2015 at 12:28 AM

      OH I’ve seen Martha Marcy May Marlene already and reviewed it some time ago somewhere as well. It was when I fell in love with her in the first place.

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    Wendell
    May 15, 2015 at 2:00 AM

    Very fun read. I liked it more than you, but no, it isn’t great. My big gripe with the Hulk/Black Widow relationship was that we picked it up mid-stream and have no idea how it got to that point. With you completely on Hawkeye. And yeah, the hammer bit was much stronger than the cursing bit.

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      mettelray
      May 15, 2015 at 9:04 AM

      I know, it was like we were missing a link between them two and I get that there is, in the MCU a lot of time between these two movies, but I would still want to know how it happened.

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    abbiosbiston
    May 15, 2015 at 1:36 PM

    Great review! I agree with you on everything in here!

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    sati
    May 15, 2015 at 3:10 PM

    That was such a lukewarm, forgettable movie and that Widow romance managed to make Bruce look like a jerk. What a disappointment that flick was

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      mettelray
      May 15, 2015 at 3:27 PM

      It truly was! I went to see Mad Max yesterday and luckily that was the action movie of the year!

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    Jordan Dodd
    May 17, 2015 at 8:09 PM

    Why do I feel like an outcast in not caring in the slightest about this movie? Seems everyone has seen it.

    Great write up though. Kinda confirms my feeling that going to see this would be a waste of time and money. Just not my cuppa tea!

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      mettelray
      May 17, 2015 at 10:38 PM

      Well, I tend to watch all the big blockbusters during the summer. Even if I don’t care.. it helps me to keep up with the people!

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        Jordan Dodd
        May 18, 2015 at 2:02 AM

        haha too true, perhaps I should follow your lead just so i don’t feel so left out!!! 😛

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          mettelray
          May 18, 2015 at 10:20 AM

          Sometimes you’d be surprised, sometimes, not.

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